Savage Love Podcast

Savage Love Episode 92

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0800

We open the show with a couple of cute fellas who just can't seem to meet people, despite their scorching hot looks and charming personalities. Does scat reduce (or increase) life expectancy? She's digging him. He's digging her. But she wants kids and he hates kids. What does their future hold? Cuckoo for cuckolding: Enter the mind of a man with very complicated sexual desires. When does porn become a problem? When a woman's boyfriend prefers porn to having sex with her, she feels compelled to enlist the help of America's sweetheart, Dan Savage. And more, more, more. Call us at 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 91

Tue, 15 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, must a man follow his girlfriend to a shitty city so she can go to grad school? A gay man wants to get double penetrated. He is also a barebacking enthusiast. Any health issues on the horizon? Proof of the existence of karma: A woman who used to poke fun at people with STDs is now anxiously dating a man with herpes. A gay, black teenager living in the South is accused of being "arrogant" (read "uppity"). Dan offers sweet words of encouragement for when he gets the fuck out of the South. And more, ya'll. 206-201-2720 This episode was brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage

Savage Love Episode 90

Tue, 08 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, Dan always tells couples to wait until they're older to get married. But what if they want to have children? That bio clock keeps on ticking A lesbian and her girlfriend know they must part in a year when she will go off to another town. How can they bear their final year together, knowing it will end? A straight lass is mortified by her dark fantasies. Dan talks her down. A male escort in San Francisco tries to defend barebacking without disclosing his HIV status. Dan disapproves. An HIV-negative man is in a new relationship with a pos (and very hot) guy. He's scared shitless. Dan talks him down. And more! Would you like to be talked down by Dan Savage? Hyperventilate here: 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Savage Love Episode 89

Tue, 01 Jul 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Down there hair: Must we remove it? Bad date: After a woman endures a super-creepy date, the fellow is still trying to contact her and pries her friends for info about her. How can she get rid of him? Is there something she should have done differently to give him the message? Unhappy endings? A gay man in a relationship of 12 years has been caught getting massages with "happy endings." Does this spell the end of their relationship? Polygamist sister: The caller's sis is involved in a potentially abusive polygamist relationship. What can the caller do to help? Lapsed Catholics: Are they damaged goods or a scorching-hot lay waiting to happen? All this, and even more. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Savage Love Episode 88

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0800

The 34-year-old Dan Savage tackles the following questions: If you're into older guys, will you always be into older guys? Like even when you're old? And is there anything wrong with that? What's so very wrong with young people getting married, anyway? How can a lesbian swirling in lesbian psychodrama develop a bionic bullshit detector? And more. This episode is brought to you by pineapples--believed to make a lady's vaginal secretions taste better. This episode was also brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage. Call us up! 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 87

Tue, 17 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Blood and Sugar: Today's episode spans many topics, including ladies who get compensated for their sweet time. One caller is falling in love with her sugar daddy. Another caller has a fuck buddy who has suggested that he pay her for her services; how much should she charge? A fit gay man has fantasies of being fed into obesity. A man wonders if he and his buddies should pay a prostitute to pretend to pick up their socially awkward virgin friend out of pure desire. And a clever retaliation for the woman whose husband leaves his spunk all over the house. Not for the faint of heart. 206-201-2720 Today's episode is brought to you by AdamandEve.com

Savage Love Episode 86

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0800

How can a 21-year-old straight college student meet girls who will indulge his desire to be forced to clean their houses? After a rancorous break-up, she wants the sex tape that they made together returned to her. Who should own this precious memory? A recently dumped gay man wants to know how to make one last "grand romantic gesture" to try to save the relationship. A sadly sexless teen wants to lose her virginity to her dearly beloved boyfriend. But he wants to wait until marriage. He is also her "best friend." Is he gay? A married woman with two small children has discovered that her husband is having an affair. Should she allow it to go on or kick him to the curb? And more. 206-201-2720 This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at AudiblePodcast.com/Savage.

Savage Love Episode 85

Tue, 03 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Lesbian Poly Drama: She stole her best friend's wife. How can she get rid of all that pesky guilt? Cheaters: One man in a four-year relationship wants to cheat because the sex is dull. Another fella got busted cheating and wonders how to negotiate an open relationship next time. Ah, to be a young gay man: An 18-year-old homo was at a party, when his drunken, "straight-identified" friend all but threw himself at him. Will he remember what he said tomorrow? And another 18-year-old homo is getting very close with a 17-year-old homo. The 17-year-old's parents are fine with it, but what would The Law think? Dan counsels a man whose girlfriend has decided that after six months of hot monkey sex, Jesus wants them to abstain until they get married. And, the final call illustrates why you should NEVER listen to this show just before you go to bed. You've been warned... 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 84

Tue, 27 May 2008 04:00:00 -0800

He thinks he's a 61-year-old sex machine; she just likes the money he pays her. Should she keep pretending to enjoy the oral sex her sugar daddy insists on giving her? Clark Kent: Hear the charming but confusing tale of a couple who maintain both a real and online relationship with each other. Two calls from people wondering about open relationships, one from a happily married man whose wife wants to branch out, and another from a woman who very much wants to be the OTHER woman. A brother and sister are gay. Should they both come out at the same time? And, Dan Savage gets support from the fatosphere. Do you have an itchy rash? An inexplicable lump? Does it hurt when you go like this? We're getting a doctor in the house, so ask your medical questions now. 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 83

Tue, 20 May 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Join Dan Savage and guest star Cory Silverberg in a very special sex-with-disabilities episode of the Savage Lovecast. Also, a follow-up call from the French major house of drama. And an awful lot more. Call 206-201-2720 to get on the show. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audio book of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

Savage Love Episode 82

Tue, 13 May 2008 04:00:00 -0800

A former call girl is dating a conservative man. Should she tell him about her history with "compensated dating?" If you are a straight man, what is the polite way to reject a gay man? A woman who has been faking orgasms with her boyfriend wonders if she should tell him the truth now that they're breaking up. Amateur online porn: Some pros and cons. He's a kinky motherfucker who enjoys the BDSM. She, as a rape survivor and feminist, not so much. Is their new relationship doomed? And more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 81

Tue, 06 May 2008 04:00:00 -0800

My, what a fabulously GAY show we have for you this week. First, a woman notices that though normally heterosexual, she tends to go gay at certain times during her menstrual cycle. Spooky. A GGG gay man would like to indulge his lover's piss fetish, but wants to make sure it's safe first. A man who was sexually abused by his father as a child has made a new friend. The hitch? This friend appears on the sex-offender registry. A father is miffed because his 12-year-old son who just came out won't dish about boys with him. Bareback porn--any ethical problems here? A young man has gained 100 pounds. Hear Dan's reasonable diet/lifestyle regimen here. And more. Call 206-201-2720 even if you're straight.

Savage Love Episode 80

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0800

In a house full of college intrigue, the caller's roommate has invited his French mistress to come visit. Should the roommate bother telling his American girlfriend ahead of time? A self-described self-destructive lesbian wonders how she can lure some emotionally healthy ladies into her life. A straight man was perusing porn when he discovered some creepy pics of his ex! Should he tell her about it or keep it to himself? Should a masochistic lass feel guilty about her troubling rape fantasies? A cure for wet dreams, and so much more. Call us up: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 79

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Today's Savage Lovecast features a lot of fellas who need fixin'. Go Down, Young Man: A woman's boyfriend won't go there. Should she school him or tolerate his refusal to give head? Piece of Shit?: He cheated on his girlfriend by chatting up "ladies" on the internets. His girlfriend found out and dumped him. Is he a sex addict? Can he be fixed? Jailbird brother: Her brother is in jail again, for publicly masturbating. Can he be fixed? Cum Litterer: Her husband likes to jerk off all over the house and leave her little jizzy surprises. What would you do in her situation? I know what I'd do. I'd call 206-201-2720. This podcast is brought to you by Audible.com. Download a free audiobook of your choice today at www.audiblepodcast.com/savage.

Savage Love Episode 78

Tue, 15 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0800

He's back! A married man is having an affair: Does this make him a shit? Another married man is so horny he's "going bananas!" A lesbian ruminates on sagging balls and a gay man is pissed when fag hags get in his way. This and so much more on Dan's triumphant return. Give us a call: 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 77

Tue, 08 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Dan is still taking some time off, so here's a rerun from last May. We'll be back with fresh episodes soon. Keep the calls coming: 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 76

Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Dan's off this week, so we dug up this goodie from last October. Perhaps you remember the morality tale of the lady who fucked her concierge? How about sex with a marijuana enthusiast? How can you get back into the pants of a recently traumatized sexual-assault victim? And the nasty, brutish behavior of a woman's ex-boyfriend turns her on. How can she get some more of that? Back next week with a fresh one. Call us at 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 75

Wed, 26 Mar 2008 09:56:03 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a female-to-male tranny whos not sure how to use the mens bathroom, a father discovers his 4- and 5-year-old children doing a little nighttime touching, a drug thief, a shitstorm drunk, and so much more. Call us at 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 74

Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0800

It's a fag-hag bonanza! We were flooded with calls from fags, their hags, and tales from the heart of this twisted, tender relationship. Call 206-201-2720 with your sex and relationship advice questions about anything BUT fag hags, because we are SO done.

Savage Love Episode 73

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 04:00:00 -0800

The perfect couple: A master snooper is paired up with a chronic cheater. What could be better? A straight man freshly out of a relationship has found a hottie who wants to get it on. But he always seems to find an excuse to get out of it. Is he listening to a chickenshit voice in his head, or is it a wise one? Blowjob receivers of the world! A caller exhorts you to treat your blowers with respect. Then there will be more blowjobs for everyone! Her partner of 13 years has discovered that he's asexual. Is this a problem? A 22-year-old virgin woman has the opportunity to lose her virginity in a three-way with a hot couple she knows. Is this the best way to launch her maiden voyage? And finally, a newly out gay man's parents are still feeling squeamish about his gayness. How much acceptance should he demand? How long is this going to take? Next week: A Fag Hag Extravaganza! Be you fag or hag, call 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 71

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Time limit: Her boyfriend says he loves her, but he's not "in love" with her. How long should she put up with this sort of nonsense? Bitch: If you think your buddy's new girlfriend is a bitch, should you tell him so? What's the etiquette here? Death by dildo: Hear the sordid tale of a man who impaled himself on an dildo. True or false? Intervention time?: Her friend is being pimped out and abused by her boyfriend. What is the caller's responsibility as a friend? And more. There's always more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 70

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Sisterhood is powerful. And so are blowjobs. A caller explains to Dan and all female listeners that a blowjob bestows tremendous power on the blower over the blowed. Lutheran jailbait: A teenage, "very, very Lutheran" girl living with her parents wonders whether she should tell them about her attraction to older men? A crossdressing man wants to get together with other crossdressers and have a "girls' night out." How can he find others like him, and keep it platonic? Neglected fag hag: You've all heard the talethe caller's gay friend isn't hanging out with her anymore now that he's come out. Why are the gays so mean to their former best friends? And more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 69

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

A married man is aggressively hitting on a kinky bi lady; she thinks he's a jerk, but she wouldn't mind fucking his wife while he watches. Confused straight people: One lady fantasizes about women, and only dates boys whom she can dress up like girls. Another fellow is "interested in fellatio." He finds the subject... fascinating. A German man can't come unless it's all over his girlfriend's face. Truth or fiction? A straight man has always had vanilla sex, but now he wants to indulge in some darker desires. Should he try it out with a hooker? And, a fabulous new theme song! 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 68

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

A gay man went camping to heal his broken heart. He ended up fucking the forest ranger. But it turns out Ranger Rick is already friends with the caller's ex. Who's got dibs? A bi lady and her partner share the same fetish. But they only do the kinky stuff once every six months. Why do lesbians have to process everything so much? Three responses to the gal who is dating a Jesus freak. Can a relationship survive on sex alone? Is it a bad thing when your husband insists that you are possessed by demons if you question the historical accuracy of Noah's Ark? One last question: If a lady gets into bed, and she's naked, is she sending sexual signals? Come hither: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 67

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

The great porn debate: Does it harm women? Can it be produced ethically? A man has been monitoring his 14-year-olds online activity. Guess what! Shes having sex and drinking! Now what the hell should he do? A man is in love with his sweetheart, but her friend is attempting to undermine the relationship. Whos worse, the meddling friend or the easily swayed girlfriend? A hooker with a heart of gold wants some advice on how to get the condoms on her clients without losing their lucrative erections. A foster dad wants to help his gay daughter get over the idea that she's going to hell. And more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 66

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

An ex-punker and a Jesus-lovin' jock have earth-shattering sex, but that's about it. Can their relationship survive based on sex alone? Shit in the mouth: Safe? Sexy? A real, live grammar fetishist calls and reads off some of her favorite words. After hearing tales of violence as a result of the drug trade in Mexico, Dan is forced to defend marijuana use. But he feels terribly guilty about it. And more, more, more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 65

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a potpourri of problems only Dan can solve. A gay man just got dumped and he's a miserable wretch: How do you get better after a breakup? Me so horny, you so ugly: A young, newly single hottie is hornier than ever, but everyone she could get with seems ugly to her. Spare Tire: A man asks Dan if he's fat, though Dan will never set eyes on him. Tranny Flip-Flop: First she was attracted to girls; then she became a he and now he's attracted to boys. The juicer: Listen in as a sleepy straight boy in his underwear tries to explain why he wouldn't go down on his overly wet ex-girlfriend. And a 50-year-old lesbian finds she has a hankering for... men! You just never know, you know. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 64

Tue, 08 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a couple of tearjerkers. A woman discovers her boyfriend's computer is riddled with homemade porn of his many ex-girlfriends. Another woman discovers her boyfriend of three years is gay, gay, gay. Yet another woman can only have great sex when she's blotto drunk. Sad, right? On the lighter side, some polyamorous relationships work out just fine, reports a happy poly lady. And a man wants to indulge his girlfriend's bad-grammar fetish without laughing and ruining the moment. That's right: bad-grammar fetish. Call 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 63

Tue, 01 Jan 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Happy New Year, perverts. On this week's episode, a medical fetishist's maiden voyage, an S&M player with small-town troubles, new lovers who feel terribly awkward that they were once friends. Plus, a caller profusely thanks Dan Savage for breaking up her marriage, a man is too scared of venereal disease to kiss his lady, and more. May 2008 be the year of great sex for you. But if it isn't, call: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 62

Tue, 25 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

It's a very special War on Christmas episode of the Savage Lovecast, full of enough foul-mouthed perversity to make the Baby Jesus weep. A kinky coed and her girlfriends live in dorm rooms with thin walls. How can they get nasty without being expelled? And a considerate houseguest wonders how he and his special lady can get it on when they're staying with friends in New York City. More polyamory problems, coming-out issues, and sex, sex, sex. Call us up: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 61

Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

On this week's Savage Lovecast: When does a poly relationship turn to poison? Some folks are just meant to be monogamous. Dan solves an interoffice squabble about whether female ejaculation is a myth or a beautiful, sloppy reality. A guy with little sexual experience has fears about approaching women. Should he be honest about his inexperience? A pretty but heavy girl is trapped in a beach town with a bunch of skinny babes and immature jackasses. How long must she wait to catch a good man who appreciates a curve or two? And finally: Poor, poor Owen. Owen is the boy a previous caller moved to New York for, despite his selfish, manipulative behavior. He called the show to assure Dan that he was in the right, his girlfriend was lying, and their relationship is just fine. Listen to the carnage that ensues. 206-201-2720 If you've been on the show, please call and give us an update!

Savage Love Episode 60

Tue, 11 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a mother sharing too much information, how to put on a condom without losing your wood, a blowjob technique to avoid throwing up in your mouth, a debate on the feminist implications of doin' it doggie-style, and more. So much more. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 59

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 04:00:00 -0800

What a depressing show we have for you this week! Pop a couple Prozac and listen in. In It for the Kids: A married, stay-at-home father loves being a dad, but his marriage is miserable. Divorce is not an option for him. What should he do? Move to NYC?: Should this woman move to New York to be with her selfish, manipulative boyfriend? Listen carefully for the phrase "The primacy and the fucking triumph of his dick." Family Dysfunction: A gay son wants a course of action to counsel his fully dysfunctional family. Dan has one. Baggage Girl: The caller is in an on-again/off-again relationship with a woman who employs some of the dramatic arts in her everyday life. Dan's suggestion? Stick with off-again. Trust Him?: The caller is deeply in love with an engaged man. He swears he's going to break off the engagement one of these days. Should she believe him? Why do you people stick around? Call us when you break up: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 58

Tue, 27 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

A couple of dads in trouble: Dad #1 groaned loud enough during sex to wake up his daughter. Now he has some explaining to do. Dad #2 likes porn that looks like his daughter. His wife would surely leave him if she discovered it. What is this innocent man to do? Also, a woman married the minister, and now he doesn't want to have sex anymore. What could possibly be going on here? And so much more. 206-201-2720 Call us with your freaky shit.

Savage Love Episode 57

Tue, 20 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

On this week's Lovecast, Dan Savage is joined by Science, aka Jonathan Golob, The Stranger's resident science columnist. Learn the scientific viewpoint on pheromones, the Madonna/whore complex, why a caller's breasts taste like onions, and whether it is truly safe to leave an opened jar of mayonnaise out of the refrigerator. Also, a useful tutorial on how to scientifically determine whether a woman's orgasm is fake or genuine. Call 206-201-2720 with your scientific inquiries. If you dig this, check out Science's podcast, Dear Science.

Savage Love Episode 56

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

A helpless gay Mormon is TRAPPED in a religious dungeon and cant escape! Only Dan Savage has the key. Teenage sex ruins everythinga young lady can't get over how wretched her teenage boyfriend was. It gets better, dear. Dolphin love--can people and dolphins make sweet, sweet love? A gay man needs space from his relationship (read: they're breaking up). Has he wasted two years of his life? A married woman only acts like a slut when she's married! (She's on marriage number two.) Whats up? A game lesbian wants to please her lover who likes dirty talk. But she can't bring herself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster." And More! Can you bring yourself to say "cunt-hungry come Dumpster"? 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 55

Tue, 06 Nov 2007 04:00:00 -0800

This week: Slow down, kinky lady! This gal is bursting with libido and kinky desires. But she doesn't want to unleash them on just anyone, until she trusts him. How can she communicate this to her partners without freaking them the fuck out? Ass hair. He's got it, lots of it. Why do we have it? Is there an evolutionary advantage? Does it trap farts IN? These questions and more are answered. This gal is not good at talking dirty -- how can she get started? Another homo just came out to his parents, and it didn't go well. How long should a loving son wait and forgive until his parents come around to accepting him? This questions says it all: How can the caller break up with his unemployed, suicidal, recovering-alcoholic, crack-addict, boyfriend of 12 years? And finally, a little turn-on for you all. Two Mormon girls spend their evenings cuddling in bed. One is a lesbian; the other one... might be. How can the tortured dyke get to the bottom of this little mystery? Call, call, call. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 54

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0800

She went and fucked her concierge and now things are terribly awkward with him... should she get him fired? * A man's crush just got sexually assaulted and now she's wrecked. He's tried being caring and supportive... how can he get back into her pants? * Another caller's fiancé is a marijuana enthusiast. He's smoking up all her money and lies about it. Any ideas on what she should do? * And finally, a woman is chagrined to discover that during a nasty breakup fight, she found that the cruel and domineering behavior of her boyfriend... turned her on! How can she get some more of that? Also, a caller with a devastatingly sexy New Zealand accent. Rrrrowwwrr! Call 206-201-2720 Keep it short, but give us details. And please don't call from the car or subway.

Savage Love Episode 53

Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week Dan ministers to a porn addict with a penchant for "big black dick/small white girl" porn. Next up, a small white girl's partner's big dick causes her a lot of pain. A straight man wrestles with his Madonna-whore complex. Listen in on a free psychotherapy session between a self-described "spaz" and Dr. Savage. And a 61-year-old gay man feels guilty about hiring gorgeous escorts to come play with his unattractive self. Should he feel guilty about this? Are you feeling guilty about something? 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 52

Tue, 16 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0800

Welcome to Episode 52 of the Savage Lovecast. This week, a straight man wonders why he can't maintain a relationship. Maybe it's because he's an asshole? A straight woman complains that when she reaches for the lube it kills the moment. A straight man is racked with guilt because he wants to come in his girlfriend's mouth. A young gay man is terribly, terribly nervous. So much anxiety! Plus, a trucker who likes the bi ladies, and the sex craze that's allegedly sweeping the nation: skullfucking. C'mon, you know you've done it Call and tell us ALL about it: 206-201-2720 And listen closely for this sentence: "Coat her molars with my dying DNA." Hot!

Savage Love Episode 51

Tue, 09 Oct 2007 04:00:00 -0800

It's ladies' week on the Savage Lovecast--all gals, all the time. Dan argues with a caller about lies and adultery. A 24-year-old straight gal has lost her libido. Maybe she's gay? Dan counsels a depressed teen to break up with her boyfriend before he is forced to break up with her. A 21-year-old lass feels like it's the FELLAS who demand commitment too soon--not the other way around. Should a woman in a budding relationship ask her boyfriend to reveal his sexual history? And more. Hear Dan utter the words "tabula fuckin' semen rasa." 206-201-2720 Call with your questions.

Savage Love Episode 50

Tue, 02 Oct 2007 04:00:05 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, one bisexual girl, one straight woman, and three martinis equals one big mess. Has the gays' right to cruise been trampled by the Larry Craig affair? Are ladies similar to plantar warts in any way? What's the most appropriate way to tell your ex-girlfriends that your current girlfriend has HPV and you think you gave it to her, without being a scrotum? And finally, Dan grudgingly counsels a sex-phobic sex columnist on how to improve both her sex life and her writing. Call 206-201-2720 and leave your question, even if you don't hear a tone.

Savage Love Episode 49

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:00:28 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a cheerful pregnant lady wants to indulge her husband's pie-in-the-face fetishbut what to do about the mess? Some definitions: What is a "Prince Albert" and exactly how kinky is it? And what on earth is "precum"? Both Dan and Wikipedia tackle this one without breaking a sweat. A Catholic mother describes her son's coming out. Her reaction? Acceptance and support. Get out your hankies; this one's a tearjerker. Dan speaks with a battle-worn love veteran who's fed up with no-good men. Her age? 19. And more! Call 206-201-2720 to ask a question for the show. Thanks for listening.

Savage Love Episode 48

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 04:00:04 -0800

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week a caller finds herself in a porn conundrum. She likes it fine. But her boyfriend ignores her when the porn's on! And that ain't right. Also, what are Dan Savage's tastes in pornography? You'll have to listen to find out. An adventurous lass wonders if getting anally penetrated without lube will hurt her. Dan has two words for her: "anal snot." Another caller is missing the rough sex in her relationship, despite an incident that landed her boyfriend in jail. How can they get the good sex back without the genuine violence? And finally, a 21-year-old clever, kinky, generous gal has a boyfriend with limited tastes who wants to control her. Whatever should she do? WWJD? DTMFA. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 47

Tue, 11 Sep 2007 04:00:04 -0800

We're fagging out on the Savage Lovecast this week. A gay man is very comfortable with his gayness... he just doesn't like sex all that much. A lesbian wants to experiment with sleeping with a man. Any takers? Dan talks a young man into quitting all the skanky, anonymous sex, and helps another to come out, despite the baleful influence of his nutbag, conservative, religious mother. Happy Birthday Amanda. NO MORE HAPPY BIRTHDAY REQUESTS. Call with any other sort of query: 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 46

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 04:00:33 -0800

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast. This week, a woman in an LTR gets a UTI when ever she has RS (rough sex) .What should she do, Dan? And: Hairy hypocritesa woman is fed up with very hairy fellas demanding that she shave every last part of her body. How common is it for children to play S&M? Dan speaks with a woman who hates pornography so much is makes her sick to her stomach. And so much more. Keep those calls short and sweet: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 45

Tue, 28 Aug 2007 05:00:00 -0800

Here are the steamy, sexy questions Dan addresses this week. It's getting hot... When is it appropriate to fake an orgasm? Does one have to see a doctor to sever an attached foreskin? How can you tell your partner that they are a terrible kisser? Is S&M an expression of emotional imbalance? And this sultry, passionate show ends with a Herpes Hoedown! Yee Haw! 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 44

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:00:02 -0800

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast, where ladies learn about enemas, gentlemen suck their own dicks, and chicken shits can't quite figure out how to make an appointment at the goddamn doctor to see if they have the herpes. Also, how to combine love with bondage; and the sad tale of anal sex gone horribly wrong. Have some mistakes that others can learn from? Call 206-201-2720 and tell us EVERYTHING.

Savage Love Episode 43

Tue, 14 Aug 2007 05:00:20 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a caller wonders if he should sleep with his boyfriend, despite latent herpes. Another caller has thoughts of incest; is this normal or not? A young lady's mother tells her that she was molested when she was a child. A little bit on foreskin cleaning here, the word "scrotum" there, and if you're wondering if your alkaline batteries will make your sex toys explode, then you simply must listen to this show. We like to listen to you, too. Call us: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 42

Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:11:50 -0800

In this week's episode: Dan counsels a man whose recent brain surgery prevents him from orgasming with his wonderful lady. Should a perfectly reasonable man break up with his cold, hyper-religious, sex-phobic fiancée? How much is too much masturbation? When is the right time to divulge HIV status? And spoiler alert: Fellatio does not give you bad breath. Call right now. From a land line. 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 41

Tue, 31 Jul 2007 05:00:10 -0800

This week, armpit sex: myth or fact? Plus, some heartening responses to the poor girl whose sex-negative mother is controlling her life; a man who likes his ladies nice 'n' crazy; and what does it really mean when your boyfriend asks for "space"? You think you know all the answers don't you? Here's how you ask Dan a question: Call 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 40

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 05:00:31 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast: Is it a good thing when gay neighborhoods (gayborhoods) have big signs with rainbows to mark homo turf? Also, a nearly engaged bisexual woman worries because her fella disapproves of her carpet-munching ways. Should she have one last fling? And are there really Japanese clubs where women eat only bananas for days and then... god. You'll just have to listen to get the gist of this one. Call us with your unspeakably depraved question: 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 39

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 05:31:53 -0800

This week on the Savage Lovecast, a woman who finds cunnilingus so, very boring; a man who loves to get spanked, but could do without the crotchless chaps; a woman with a skin disease who doesnt want to take her shirt off; and a caller who thinks theres nothing funny about giggling during sex. Call us with your questions: 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 38

Tue, 10 Jul 2007 05:00:37 -0800

Do you have Reluctant Dom Syndrome (RDS)? Dan Savage has the cure. Also: how to successfully bottom from the top, escape from your sex negative mommy, and tell your father that you'd rather not hear about his sex life. Because you don't want to hear about his sex life, right? Well, we want to hear about yours... 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 37

Tue, 03 Jul 2007 05:19:55 -0800

Does porn rot your brain? Does promiscuity prevent orgasms? Do open relationships lead to abuse and heartbreak? So many questions, so much angst! Also, Savage schools a lesbian on how to be tough, and tells yet another asshole that he is, indeed, an asshole. But YOU'RE not an asshole... we know! Call us at 206-201-2720 with your question.

Savage Love Episode 36

Tue, 26 Jun 2007 05:31:42 -0800

Topics covered: Is kinkiness genetic? A woman and her two kinky sisters think so. A young man is concerned because his fiancée bursts into laughter when she orgasms. Dan picks the brains of the sex-toy experts at Come As You Are in Toronto. Plus, an avalanche of responses on the topic of "accidental" anal penetration. Call 206-201-2720 from a land-line to get on the Savage Lovecast.

Savage Love Episode 35

Tue, 19 Jun 2007 05:00:26 -0800

In this week's installment, Dan advocates the forked-tongue approach: If it will help the relationship, lie, lie, lie. Also, a cute gay boy wants to try some pussy, and how to tell your pal to stop looking at your tits. Call us at 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 34

Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:45:22 -0800

This one is all about grown-ups talking to kids about sex. Call 206-201-2720, and talk to us about sex. But keep it brief.

Savage Love Episode 33

Tue, 05 Jun 2007 07:02:10 -0800

This week on the newly named Savage Love Live (even though it's not "live" at all), we've got delicious teen drama, advice on how to break the news that you have an STD, and an ex-lesbian wonders how to tell her family that she's straight. Call us at 206-201-2720 with your question. The odds that we'll use your call rise dramatically when you call from a land line or if you're blasted drunk.

Savage Love Episode 32

Tue, 29 May 2007 05:24:41 -0800

This week on the Savage Love Podcast, a caller comes to the defense of sex parties, a drunken medical student wonders if he's gay, and a sex worker asks how to tell his prospective clients that it don't come free. Also, a conversation with a man who wants to be the sperm donor for a lesbian couple, and a bi woman is angry that her boyfriend accepts her bisexuality. Huh? I know, right? 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 31

Tue, 22 May 2007 06:00:00 -0800

Welcome to the Savage Love podcast, the only place you'll hear, "Clench, clench, clench. Sploot, sploot, sploot." This week: advice on how to meet and date porn stars, a female ejaculation primer, a gal who dreams of fucking like a fella, and a lesbian who guiltlessly enjoys her rape fantasies. Also, Dan gives the whole world permission to jerk off, and spectacularly fails to assist in a quasi-medical question. Call us up on the telephone, won't you? 206-201-2720

Savage Love Episode 30

Tue, 15 May 2007 05:40:10 -0800

It's the medical episode! The long-suffering Dr. Barak Gaster, MD, joins us for some down-to-earth answers to questions like," Is it okay to put Splenda in my vagina?" and, "Is it bad for my slave to eat my shit?" (The answer to both questions is yes.) To ask a motherfucking crazy question of your own, call 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 29

Tue, 08 May 2007 06:35:42 -0800

On this week's episode, Ty emerges VICTORIOUS! Hear the delightful tale of a mutually fulfilling, kinky, teenage deflowering. Also, we got some anal sex troubles, and a friend getting sucked in to a manipulative drama situation. Dan to the rescue. We are still accepting medical questions. Got a rash? It hurts when you go like this? Call 206-201-2720.

Savage Love Episode 28

Tue, 01 May 2007 05:00:49 -0800

You think you got problems? Listen up. The questions: Easy: She's 18 and "doin' it." Is she the slut her parents say she is? Not Before Marriage: This kinky teenage lass is ready for anything. But her b-friend wants to remain a virgin until marriage. Does butt-fucking count? Sex Parties: Dan reveals his puritan side. Poly Closet: The caller is bi and polyamorous. How much does her family need to know? To get your question on the show, call 206-201-2720 from a land-line if possible.

Savage Love Episode 27

Tue, 24 Apr 2007 05:01:58 -0800

In the long awaited Asshole Edition, Dan mocks, insults, and humiliates his callers (and that's why you keep listening). The questions: Dark Desires: She likes it rough, too rough for him. Should he feel guilty about refusing to fulfill her darkest fantasy? Not Cool: The caller takes issue with Dan's treatment of the Teenage Virgin Dominatrix with Multiple Personality Disorder. Newbies: He's doing virgins, and feeling guilty about it. What a pussy. Pussy: A caller takes issue with Dan's use of the word "pussy." Your Partner's a Creep: When is it time to speak up? Pills, Pills, Pills: A cocktail of birth control pills and Prozac is killing her libido. He doesn't like condoms. What should they do? Here's what YOU should do: call 206-201-2720 with your questions.

Savage Love Episode 26

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 05:46:19 -0800

Last week's pathetic hungover episode was straight, straight, straight. Well, get ready lads, because this one is very, very, very gay. Topics: Inexperienced Bottom Sexomnia The Fear of Incontinence Closet Case #1 Closet Case #2 Call 206-201-2720 with your burning questions.